The MegaMatrix

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The Cell Phone

7/20:

New comic today. Yes, I actually updated twice in a row. What a miracle. In today's comic, Mega Man beats up three bad guys using cheesy Paint special effects that took a long time to make, because... well... they were in Paint. And Paint isn't really designed for lens flares and freaking Finding Nemoesque graphics, okay? Geeze! And I had to redo it because some people weren't satisfied with the original. *Glares at people involved.* Thanks a lot for making me do things I didn't feel like doing! It takes hours of work! Oh, and I make fun of the whole 'cell phone' thing. EVERYONE in the Matrix has a cell phone. It's mandatory. So don't ask where Mega Man got his cell phone, as I shall thwap you. Nobody updated. Why is this, may you ask? It's because of a little thing I like to call "SUPREME LAZINESS ON THE PART OF VIRTUALLY EVERYONE, INCLUDING BOB AND GEORGE". *Sweet smile.* Anyways... Today, I had barbecued stuff for lunch. It was GOOOD. I want more! And more and more and more! In fact, I shall probably get more. And remember: be happy, or be hungry! Survival of the fittest and all that. And yeah. Keep checking for the daily updates!